Snow

Hello, America.  It’s me.  Emma.  Writing to you from one of the polar ice caps.   By which I mean, New England.  Where it now snows.  ALL. WINTER.

Me and Jacob sledding.  Down the sidewalk.

Me and Jacob sledding down the sidewalk.

We’re all thinking it, America.  So let’s just say it: WTF?

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Potty Talk

Because you don't buy a smoothie.  You rent it.

Because you don’t buy a smoothie. You rent it.

Hello, America.  It’s me again.  Sorry it has been so long.  I will try to do better.  But no time to waste with apologies.  I know you forgive me.  (Thanks, America.  Kiss, kiss.)  Down to the business at hand.

Potty training.

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