Snow

Hello, America.  It’s me.  Emma.  Writing to you from one of the polar ice caps.   By which I mean, New England.  Where it now snows.  ALL. WINTER.

Me and Jacob sledding.  Down the sidewalk.

Me and Jacob sledding down the sidewalk.

We’re all thinking it, America.  So let’s just say it: WTF?

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Emma’s New Years Resolutions

E on train

Hi Folks,

Me again.  I understand that there is another holiday on the way.  New Years.  Okay, a few questions.  First, do we need a new one because someone broke the old one?  If so: it wasn’t me.  (Unless by “year” you mean Mommy’s necklace.  That was totally me.)  Next question: does this holiday mean I get boxes wrapped in shiny paper. No? Well, then honestly, what’s the big deal?

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